The responsible German

They’re first to the bar to order the drinks deal with the right change, drink a water with each drink, and will tell you about his plans to see all of London in a single day. He’s got his map complete with route to get home in his security bum bag. By the end of the night he’ll be leading the limbo competition with ruthless efficiency, and will have added everyone on the tour to his facebook.

The flirty Frenchie

With an accent that can make “Ou sont les toilettes” give you butterflies in your stomach. The Frenchies will sip their cocktails and watch as every person in the bar sucks up the courage to go and talk to them. Luckily for us, they’re on the crawl ! – and by the end of the night their t-shirts will be covered in phone numbers. Sacre Bleu!

The crazy Aussie

They know a guy who can eat glass, their mate has shot a cow with a rocket launcher in Cambodia and they’re not allowed back to Amsterdam. they’ll be teaching the pub crawl guides a new game every night & they’ve probably got a flight at 5am the next day, but that wont stop them from partying until the early hours of the morning.

The best value night out student

This person gets their name from not being able to say no to a deal. Five nights out in a row, 5 painful mornings, 64 Jagerbombs, three hours sleep and so, SO many regrets.

The ‘Stoke’d to be here’ people

The people from Stoke Travel are the ones who’ve visited the ancient ruins that afternoon, and are off to the cocktail party in for sunset…The ‘no regrets’ bunch. They’ve done London in the day, and now they’re here to own the night! Don’t ask who’s single, who has a girlfriend, or if the blond guy has “a thing” going on with the Canadian girls – They’re ALL screwing each other, and it’s a sweaty, sexy, clusterfuck of fun, it’s complicated. Deal with it!